Little Titch itched his itchy itch.
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He hugged until her bones cracked.
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Chemical toilet. No paper. £225 ticket.
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Beauty’s skin deep? Let’s find out!
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Teachers pet. Uses classroom litter tray.
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How cold she became by morning.
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No earthly way. But I’ll try.
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The face in the mirror smiled back.
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She’s got the look he looks for.
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They never returned from their honeymoon.
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His bones bent ’till they buckled.
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Beneath the stars, they finally kiss.
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He learned to love too late.
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The teeth sunk into my flesh.
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“…The man… in the wall… is watching…”
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Forced to cancel her maternity leave.
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The killer grinned at the accused.
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Final love letter lit the fire.
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We became me when you left.
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You left, and we became me.
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The groom ballooned. The bride cried.
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The wedding resumed without the groom.
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The mountain shrank to a hill.
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Appeasement failed. Bombs dropped. Justice restored.
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The spider’s venom. Paralysis then calmness.
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Wrapped in foil, ready for pot.
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Poisoned apple tasted sweet to Amy.
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Twins reunited. Both agreed – never again.
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Flat share: professionals only. Preferably exorcist.
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Busking bagpiper slaughtered – cruel but inevitable…
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“Why’s Uncle Graham’s eyes like mine?”
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“Call an ambulance… This’ll be quick.”
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Left your mark across my heart.
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Your words bleed through my keyboard.
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“Blindfold?”
“Kinky.”
“Handcuffs…”
“Wow.”
“Axe.”
“Erm.”
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The volunteers lined up to die.
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Tried annoying wizard. Turned into goat.
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His last legs grew last legs.
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Burnt skin peeled like an orange.
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Emergency services listened to me die.
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Because life’s short, she said no.